Wednesday, July 10, 2013

This soda is too carbonated.

I am SO sorry.
Not that anyone reads this, but I haven't blogged in like... forever. So I feel pretty bad about that. Things are honestly going so flipping great right now. Like woah. I'm going camping this weekend with some people I hate, so I'm really looking forward to that. Legitimately I am. Because they hate me for the stupidest reasons and it amuses me. See, I send out little spies. And by spies I mean Jali. So she goes and has them tell her everything they hate about me and why, and then she reports back to me. It's a great system, really. And they told her that they are simply jealous of me. So I just act my normal, weird, spunky(?) self and they try to act all cool to get me to like them, and it really just makes my day. I'm going to california <3 with Mandy and Papa. We get to see Uncle Ted, so that's amazing. And I get to have my first in and out burger so i'm really looking forward to that. I have to go to the doctor on the 30th and get shots. So I'm reallyyyy scared for that. I mean, in all reality, shots hurt. No matter how tough you think you are, or if you don't react to the shot, they hurt. You may not want to admit it, but they do. And everyone would get out of them if they could, but you can't. Modern science or medicine or whatever just isn't there. And I'm looking forward to the day it gets there. Who knows, maybe I won't be alive, but I'm really hoping I am. I would love to see that. I have to get a physical for high school, though. High School. Shout out to them freshman on instagram straight flexin! heh, ewwww I'm a freshman. Oh god, I'm so scared for high school. It's ridiculous. I don't even want to talk about it. *shivers* no. nononononononononono. I would rather not go. But I have to if I want to "make it in the world" or some junk. Honestly, I think they over exaggerate things over there. At orientation, the guy at the newspaper booth spent ten minutes trying to convince me that if I join newspaper in high school, I'm going to get into the best college. Like really bro?? I'm pretty sure it's not that simple. But that's just me. I'm watching Aladdin, currently. God, he really is the cutest prince. Just attractive. If he was real.... I'm just saying.  Let's be real. I love him. Does anyone realize that the entire movie happens in only three days?! If you think about it, a lot of things happen that make it seem like it'd be at least... two weeks. Maybe a month. I still plan on portraying Princess Jasmine at Disney World when I'm older. It will always be my life long dream. I don't know though because I'd have to be super happy all the time. And if people ask you questions, you have to answer in character. I'm not the kind of person that can come up with a princessy type of answer on the spot. I mean, if I'm doing the whole meet and greet thing, I'll be fine. But if I'm walking around and some parent comes up to me and asks me where something is, I'm probably going to answer in a princess voice but I most likely won't add something relative to my character. And if it's just a parent, do I really have to say something relative to my character? I mean, they know I'm an actress, I know I'm an actress, let me just give you directions and we'll both be on our merry way. Now if you come back with your kid, it'll be a different story. But if it's just you and me imma holla at you later. Ya know what I mean? I'm just not the kind of person that can be happy all the time. And it's Disney. I feel like if I call in saying I can't work today because I'm not in a "Disney Princessy" mood, that is a valid reason not to come in. It's Disney! They can't have a princess who's not smiling all the time. It's unacceptable. It's going to be great, I can see it. Except I have to live in Florida sooo. I can get a nice apartment by the beach and make it look really Ikea. Ya know, just... swedish, I guess. How does one describe Ikea? You know how they have rooms and apartments set up? How would you describe that? I don't even know. NEW MISSION!!!: how to describe Ikea. I mean, wether I live in Florida or where ever, my apartment is going to be Ikea and Pier 1. And my house, too. Ya know, once I upgrade from apartment to house. This blog took me like an hour to type. Maybe forty five minutes. It's two in the morning. I'm going to go to sleep. Stay magical <3